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  • Number of visits : 1153
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About sassypants93 : I may use some bad puns. They just come easily to me. Most of the time I hold back though. I just get on FML for a quick laugh or two. You can message me anytime. I may take a little while to get back to you because I don't look at my messages all the time.

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sassypants93's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30348) - you deserved it (5221)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30558) - you deserved it (2564)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

#18488568
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29569) - you deserved it (3893)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9875) - you deserved it (67028)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26212) - you deserved it (9364)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18751) - you deserved it (35604)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -



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