About sassypants93 : I may use some bad puns. They just come easily to me. Most of the time I hold back though. I just get on FML for a quick laugh or two. You can message me anytime. I may take a little while to get back to you because I don't look at my messages all the time.
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Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
by sandysmith / 02/18/2012 at 10:49am / United States / Love
by me / 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by flowerchildd2 / 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
by wow / 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.… Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her…