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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 596
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sassyangel24 : If I Don't Know, Why Should You?.
I Suppose I Could Tell You What I Do Know,
The Name Is Lauren, and I'm a Junior, (:

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Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27473) - you deserved it (4139)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (384462) - you deserved it (44120)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (266845) - you deserved it (35457)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (120563) - you deserved it (16898)

On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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