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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sashastryker : im weird funni crazi smart an easy to get along wif, talkative, opinionated, carin, i love to act,sing,dance, pretty much perform in general i lyk readin, im into the military kinda eithr wanna b a marine or air force fightr pilot =)

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Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

#7897193
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27548) - you deserved it (3001)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a love poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

#4277493
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57902) - you deserved it (4167)

On 08/04/2009 at 7:27am - love - by jemma (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

#3723359
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55074) - you deserved it (9494)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

#1246949
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22615) - you deserved it (83613)

On 04/23/2009 at 1:44am - health - by tgstreaks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48217) - you deserved it (3421)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)



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