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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sashakotlik : I don't like people

unless you're Misha Collins
or Jensen Ackles
or Jared Padalecki

otherwise go away

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sashakotlik's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38079) - you deserved it (9145)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my friend found on Tinder the profile of a guy I've been dating and getting quite serious with. I was surprised, not only because he'd told me he didn't do "stuff" like Facebook or Tinder, but because he lied about his job and his surname. Oh, and the fact that he got married in March. FML


Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51581) - you deserved it (4498)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by ColoredPencil13 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47023) - you deserved it (11882)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML


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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59609) - you deserved it (4354)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML


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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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