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by Bruised / 03/07/2010 at 1:09am / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
by me / 03/07/2010 at 12:21am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML
by OhaiiKid / 03/07/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Georgia) / Geek
Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML
by bathroomblunder / 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
by Octobre / 03/06/2010 at 8:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Lucy / 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
by happybirthday / 03/06/2010 at 2:42pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Fatty / 03/06/2010 at 8:05am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
by ART / 03/06/2010 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
by drunk / 03/06/2010 at 2:38am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
Today, I received an e-mail from the Unemployment Department saying they had a job referral for me. After excitedly reading the description, I realised it was the job I'd just been fired from (at a much higher pay). If I don't go through the application process, I will be denied my unemployment. FML
by AlyssaBC / 03/06/2010 at 2:28am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
by Lost... / 03/06/2010 at 1:16am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
by mariah_1_11 / 03/06/2010 at 12:14am / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm / United States (Georgia) / Work