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  • Town/Country : Howell, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11612
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About saruhhh : i'm sarah. i live in michigan.

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Visits<b>Montiphelia</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Jonsey21</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:31pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:38am<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 12:21am<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 11:59am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:58pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:25am<b>CalvinZ31</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:13pm<b>First_JOman</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:17pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:13pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:21pm<b>lkah</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:42am<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:33am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:10pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 5:24am<b>stangbang92</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:15am<b>StunninW</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:25am<b>Unwantedpanda</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 7:36am

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saruhhh's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

#8870594
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (2607)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:42pm - love - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned it's not a good idea to answer your phone with "F*** off!" just because you're having a bad day. It could just be your pastor on the other end. FML

#8867961
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7040) - you deserved it (47370)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

#8864405
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30338) - you deserved it (5985)

On 03/06/2010 at 8:05am - kids - by Fatty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

#8862978
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36578) - you deserved it (2999)

On 03/06/2010 at 3:32am - love - by ART - United States (California)

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

#8862366
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7572) - you deserved it (39025)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by drunk (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I received an e-mail from the Unemployment Department saying they had a job referral for me. After excitedly reading the description, I realised it was the job I'd just been fired from (at a much higher pay). If I don't go through the application process, I will be denied my unemployment. FML

#8862243
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26693) - you deserved it (2491)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:28am - work - by AlyssaBC (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

#8861127
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24456) - you deserved it (8260)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by Lost... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

#8859695
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12334) - you deserved it (39111)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - love - by mariah_1_11 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a soldier in my unit had unknowingly lost a GPS in the woods and my section was sent to go find it. After hours of wading through chest high swamps in 32 degree weather, the GPS was found, thanks to the soldier who lost it. It was in his vest. FML

#8852783
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30260) - you deserved it (2170)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I love him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

#8841470
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30922) - you deserved it (5067)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:06am - love - by jonnah - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

#8837679
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (5920)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

#8837524
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24182) - you deserved it (12562)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML

#8828114
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21520) - you deserved it (8457)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by ugh - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

#8824480
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25077) - you deserved it (3350)

On 03/04/2010 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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