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by ShowOff / 03/11/2010 at 3:13am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML
by ohemgee / 03/10/2010 at 10:03pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by watersport / 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
by Teeny / 03/09/2010 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by dargas / 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by pat / 03/09/2010 at 2:41pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML
by xele / 03/09/2010 at 9:09am / Poland (Katowice) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated my chest has become and how she wants to help. Except I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 3:57am / United States (Utah) / Health
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
by CreepedOut / 03/09/2010 at 1:31am / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
by fu2then / 03/09/2010 at 1:04am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
by yessssir / 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by dead / 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx / 03/08/2010 at 10:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by anonymous / 03/08/2010 at 10:12am / United States / Miscellaneous