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Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of hershey kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 7:01am / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML
by LXA429 / 03/12/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/11/2010 at 10:24am / United Kingdom (Hillingdon) / Miscellaneous
by ShowOff / 03/11/2010 at 3:13am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a call from a police department saying that if I didn't move my car from a store's parking lot within the next 15 minutes, they were going to tow it and charge me for the fee. I was at work and the reason I parked it there is because it started smoking and almost caught fire. FML
by ohemgee / 03/10/2010 at 10:03pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by watersport / 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
by Teeny / 03/09/2010 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by dargas / 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by pat / 03/09/2010 at 2:41pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML
by xele / 03/09/2010 at 9:09am / Poland (Katowice) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated my chest has become and how she wants to help. Except I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 3:57am / United States (Utah) / Health
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
by CreepedOut / 03/09/2010 at 1:31am / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
by fu2then / 03/09/2010 at 1:04am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
by yessssir / 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by dead / 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love