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Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
by Teeny / 03/09/2010 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by dargas / 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by pat / 03/09/2010 at 2:41pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML
by xele / 03/09/2010 at 9:09am / Poland (Katowice) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated my chest has become and how she wants to help. Except I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 3:57am / United States (Utah) / Health
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
by CreepedOut / 03/09/2010 at 1:31am / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
by fu2then / 03/09/2010 at 1:04am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Love
Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML
by yessssir / 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by dead / 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML
by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx / 03/08/2010 at 10:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by anonymous / 03/08/2010 at 10:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my spring break. My college is letting the students stay in the dorms for break, so I figured that staying here would mean getting more sleep than going home. Not so much. The fire alarm has been going off every 20 mins since 7:30am because they're "fixing" it. FML
by sleepy2010 / 03/08/2010 at 9:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by what434 / 03/08/2010 at 8:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
by dream_girl_3 / 03/08/2010 at 4:37am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…