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by 4am blues / 07/13/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by whymomwhy / 07/11/2015 at 1:20pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
by Julianapilikusplatosophophes / 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2015 at 12:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, an old lady in public transport yelled at me and my dog, called me a liar, and threw her grape soda over me because according to her my pet Shiba Inu was actually a fox, and keeping foxes as pets is illegal. FML
by foxownerapperantly / 06/07/2015 at 5:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Transportation
Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML
by iamfab / 06/06/2015 at 1:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML
by VeganVampyre / 05/23/2015 at 1:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Animals
by Swabidizop / 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Suicidal_Divide / 05/06/2015 at 3:25pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
by Sarah1330 / 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm / United States / Animals
by immaloser95 / 01/06/2015 at 4:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by crazy cat lady / 12/03/2014 at 6:24pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Animals
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
by allykat / 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by drreeeewwww / 11/25/2014 at 3:44pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…