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  • Town/Country : Howell, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11638
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About saruhhh : i'm sarah. i live in michigan.

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Visits<b>Montiphelia</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Jonsey21</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:31pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:38am<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 12:21am<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 11:59am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:58pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:25am<b>CalvinZ31</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:13pm<b>First_JOman</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:17pm<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:13pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:21pm<b>lkah</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:42am<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:33am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 5:10pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 5:24am<b>stangbang92</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:15am<b>StunninW</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:25am<b>Unwantedpanda</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 7:36am

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Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. 5 minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML

#1852747
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55756) - you deserved it (11586)

On 05/11/2009 at 7:14pm - money - by omgfmlhard (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

#1845741
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90991) - you deserved it (10922)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was taking the AP Biology exam. It’s strictly timed, yet my proctor spent 30 minutes (a third of the time we have) talking about his sexual relationship with his wife, who was also proctoring. I don’t know how I did on the test, but I now know my proctor had erectile dysfunction. FML

#1842179
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62776) - you deserved it (3351)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by JSF1234 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized what my mom has been calling me for 20 years. She always calls me her "little fehler." With her being from Germany, I always thought it was a cute little nickname. Apparently, she's been calling me her "little mistake." FML

#1837844
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98535) - you deserved it (5525)

On 05/11/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by mistake (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML

#1818659
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72045) - you deserved it (3068)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:41pm - work - by IT_4_Hire (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

#1800346
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62977) - you deserved it (6125)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

#1797084
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63662) - you deserved it (5653)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:38pm - health - by busybee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

#1793303
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33280) - you deserved it (51085)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:05pm - work - by Failoffel (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML

#1792856
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66827) - you deserved it (2847)

On 05/09/2009 at 9:48pm - misc - by charlie (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warns me that a pattern of damaged passports will result in longer processing periods, she spills her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML

#1707668
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60190) - you deserved it (2236)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

#1694446
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18659) - you deserved it (135491)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by FakeID (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

#1692972
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59678) - you deserved it (12335)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by jojo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML

#1690188
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105976) - you deserved it (24331)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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