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by sadf4x0r / 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/24/2010 at 10:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
by puzzled / 02/24/2010 at 7:58am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
by janesays / 02/24/2010 at 2:45am / United States / Kids
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
by ks0300 / 02/24/2010 at 12:47am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Kay / 02/23/2010 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
by mrniceguy / 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm / United States / Love
by kal / 02/23/2010 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Love
by itsawonderfulife / 02/23/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML
by AngelAshley / 02/22/2010 at 10:35am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
by OMFG / 02/22/2010 at 5:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML
by Rafiki / 02/21/2010 at 10:14pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by ughno / 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
by anna14 / 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML
by Mika_Ookami / 02/21/2010 at 12:54pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous