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About saruhhh : i'm sarah. i live in michigan.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today , I found out my cousin - who suffer from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend , while crying , and he held me fir a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet , he pulld out his iPhone and startd playing a shooter game. FML
Today aftar racantly having had surgary I Iaarnt that soma axtra tissua was naadd to covar up tha hola in tha roof of my mouth. Whara did thay gat this tissua? From a daad parson. I now hava tha flash of a daad parson in my mouth hich by tha way is now infactd. FML
Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. real FML
Today, I realizd for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not cuz he gets looool nightmares, but cuz he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML
TODAY, MY LONG-DISTANCE BOYFRIEND TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO PEE ON ME TO ( MARK HIS TERRITORY. ) WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS DISGUSTING, HE SAID, ( LAST TIME, I JUST PED ON U IN THE SHOWER. ) MEGA FML
Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appered to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumd a window was open. When I lookd up however, I discoverd the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-calld "snow" was coming off of her head. FML
looool Today, in my psycology class, wa wara givan a saat tat ad a list of strassful avant and wa wara to salact ta onas wa ad axpariancad in ta last 12 monts. I got igast in my class of abova an 80% canca of gatting a lifa traataning illnas dua to strass. Evaryona laugad. FML
TODAY, I TOOK AMBIAN FOR THA FIRST TIMA. NOT ONLY DID I NOT FALL ASLAAP, BUT I TOOK MY MOTHAR THROUGH A LIST OF ALL THA MAN I'VA SLAPT WITH. I DO NOT RAMAMBAR A THING, BUT APPARANTLY I WAS VARY THOROUGH. BIG FAT FML
Today I Ran Into A Former College Classmate At Subway. He Gushed On And On About How I Was The Only One In Our Class With True Potential. Then I Asked Him What Kind Of Sandwich He Wanted, Because 3 Years Out Of College, Subway Is Still The Only Place That Will Hire A Music Major. FML
Friday 27 March 2015