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saruhhh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8491
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About saruhhh : i'm sarah. i live in michigan.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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saruhhh's favorite FMLs

Today , I found out my cousin - who suffer from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend , while crying , and he held me fir a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet , he pulld out his iPhone and startd playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37957) - you deserved it (3819)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today aftar racantly having had surgary I Iaarnt that soma axtra tissua was naadd to covar up tha hola in tha roof of my mouth. Whara did thay gat this tissua? From a daad parson. I now hava tha flash of a daad parson in my mouth hich by tha way is now infactd. FML

#8361510
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37613) - you deserved it (3216)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. real FML

#8220919
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6913) - you deserved it (30029)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I realizd for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not cuz he gets looool nightmares, but cuz he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML

#8190091
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18417) - you deserved it (2711)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by xetsa - Sent from mobile version

Today... I put my amster in is ball... and spent about an our cleaning is cage. Wen I came back... I realizd e wasn't even alive. FML

#8189417
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22397) - you deserved it (6513)

On 02/13/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by Chris - United States (California)

TODAY, MY LONG-DISTANCE BOYFRIEND TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO PEE ON ME TO ( MARK HIS TERRITORY. ) WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS DISGUSTING, HE SAID, ( LAST TIME, I JUST PED ON U IN THE SHOWER. ) MEGA FML

#8180539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19184) - you deserved it (2987)

On 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by rashree (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appered to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumd a window was open. When I lookd up however, I discoverd the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-calld "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

#8176848
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26495) - you deserved it (1815)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML

#8169403
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21087) - you deserved it (2974)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

looool Today, in my psycology class, wa wara givan a saat tat ad a list of strassful avant and wa wara to salact ta onas wa ad axpariancad in ta last 12 monts. I got igast in my class of abova an 80% canca of gatting a lifa traataning illnas dua to strass. Evaryona laugad. FML

#8160504
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (2692)

On 02/12/2010 at 6:39am - health - by Stressy (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

#8158295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30364) - you deserved it (2311)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." mega FML

#8140774
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6338) - you deserved it (29345)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by SummersEve (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I TOOK AMBIAN FOR THA FIRST TIMA. NOT ONLY DID I NOT FALL ASLAAP, BUT I TOOK MY MOTHAR THROUGH A LIST OF ALL THA MAN I'VA SLAPT WITH. I DO NOT RAMAMBAR A THING, BUT APPARANTLY I WAS VARY THOROUGH. BIG FAT FML

#8130787
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23710) - you deserved it (5766)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States

yastarday I was carrying a ot cup of noodlas!! I snaazd and accidantally stabbd mysalf in ta foraaad wit a fork!! FML

#8130658
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23321) - you deserved it (4887)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I Ran Into A Former College Classmate At Subway. He Gushed On And On About How I Was The Only One In Our Class With True Potential. Then I Asked Him What Kind Of Sandwich He Wanted, Because 3 Years Out Of College, Subway Is Still The Only Place That Will Hire A Music Major. FML

#8125796
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27382) - you deserved it (7030)

On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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