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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8488
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About saruhhh : i'm sarah. i live in michigan.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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saruhhh's favorite FMLs

Taday mah 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between mah thumb and pointer finger. I putted it in mah mouth and crushed it between mah teeth 4 a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7974) - you deserved it (59795)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today,ile visiting in-laws, I went into tere ome office in serec of a seet of scrap paper . Instead, I found printed copies of every email an IM usband an I ad ever sent eac oter, including pictures . Higligted an annotated by is moter . fat FML

#8606853
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30019) - you deserved it (1789)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Looking Down At My Chest And Noticd The Hairs Growing Upon It. For A 16 Year Old, It's Pretty Impressive. It's A Shame That I'm A Girl Though. Mega FML

#8590174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33981) - you deserved it (2837)

On 02/23/2010 at 3:36pm - misc - by Kay (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal . FML

#8588296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36836) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

Today , on Facabook , I joinad a group callad "I want our ralationsip to last." My boyfriand commantad "I don't." FML

#8586322
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (6169)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:28am - love - by kal (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. fat FML

#8578589
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19242) - you deserved it (9512)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by itsawonderfulife (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I Was Swimming In Te Fast Lane At Te Pool. A Guy In Blue Trunks Was Swimming Slowly And Really Getting On Everyone's Nerves. I Took A Break , And Looking Around I Couldn't See Im. I Turned To Te Guy Next To Me And Said , ( Finally , Mr. Blue Trunks As F**ked Off. ) It Was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

#8550673
127 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today I Witnessed Mah Roommate Pop A Blister With A Skewer And Casually Place It Back In The Kitchen Drawer, Before Wipinghat Seeped Out With The Teatowel.

#8547021
80 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 5:13am - misc - by OMFG (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today,hile I was at girlfriend's house, I pickd up her cat an held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managd to somehow leap out of hands an attach himself to chest, claws extendd. I now have four one-inch-long gashe on chest. FML

#8532673
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7247) - you deserved it (26457)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:14pm - animals - by Rafiki (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me fir an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML

#8519094
181 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by anna14 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to the movies with my friends . A pretty redhead cummd on the screen . One of my guy friends leand over to me and said, "Have u noticd there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot wat color my hair is . FML

#8516526
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29089) - you deserved it (2906)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Mika_Ookami - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I realizd that mah husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only 4 me to witness him being glud to his laptop all day an all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existd. FML

#8510953
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (5213)

On 02/21/2010 at 8:36am - misc - by sasquatch21 (woman) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax an new swimsuit fir the occasion. My boyfriend was bieng romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun an games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML

#8510516
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (3931)

On 02/21/2010 at 7:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... My Boyfriend Wantd Me To Send Him A Pic Of Myself Bieng Happy Fir His Phone's Caller ID. So I Pickd Out A Picturehere I'm Grinning A Big Grin... Clearly Very Happy Lyk He Askd. He Replies Back... ( You Look Wierd There. Send A Pretty One. ) FML

#8507501
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22121) - you deserved it (4544)

On 02/21/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by weirdo - United States (California)



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