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by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by Canuckster / 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
by devilboy / 07/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by vampire / 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
by notinthebutt / 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
by sashimieater / 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm / United States (Mississippi) / Work
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
by JenniWearsPrada / 04/20/2011 at 4:27am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…