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sariannacanna
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1394
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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159 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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190 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
190 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

#17659578
233 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
98 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
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On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

#17625753
136 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Annie (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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229 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

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399 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

#17543334
198 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 11:44pm - intimacy - by datingmrpicky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was helping some friends put supplies in my crush's car for our picnic. His girlfriend cracked a joke about me, so I just sarcastically laughed and slammed the door shut. Now she has three broken fingers, and I have a reputation as a psychopath. FML

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117 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:47pm - misc - by friendly_neighbourhood_psycho (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
189 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)



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