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by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward / 12/06/2011 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm / United States / Love
by lol / 12/05/2011 at 1:13am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/03/2011 at 1:19pm / United States / Kids
by trembelwick / 12/03/2011 at 5:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML
by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 9:09pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 6:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Justforlolz / 11/24/2011 at 11:46am / United States (New York) / Work
by Jane / 11/24/2011 at 8:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by Faithful / 11/24/2011 at 5:01am / Singapore / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started… Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity… Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he…