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sarenalove
  • Town/Country : Away., USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1270
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sarenalove : Name? Sarena. Age? 13
Fave colour: pink.
Country: USA
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Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27716) - you deserved it (8449)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41268) - you deserved it (15820)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by Dirtyswede (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4651) - you deserved it (37881)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by jonnyc - United Kingdom (Hertford)