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sardonique

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  • Number of visits : 169
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About sardonique : Life's a bitch and then you die.

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML



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