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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2316
  • Number of comments : 315
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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sarcdude's favorite FMLs

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38636) - you deserved it (3635)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

#7400225
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17465) - you deserved it (29067)

On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

#7400225
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17465) - you deserved it (29067)

On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after the firetruck and EMS came to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar. This depressed me more than the emergency. FML

#6663069
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6062) - you deserved it (37456)

On 12/08/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

#6612429
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12635) - you deserved it (27877)

On 12/05/2009 at 3:44am - love - by JennyAndrews (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

#6303119
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16014) - you deserved it (42618)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

#6273710
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31204) - you deserved it (8819)

On 11/12/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

#909616
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67682) - you deserved it (19958)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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