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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 154
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sarcasticzilla : Uhh so apparently Im supposed to put some awesome quote here or something.
"You're adopted"
-parents
Uhh what else. Oh ok, one time, my cat drank some bleach and died, the end.

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