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today I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire mah soon to be father in-law. fat FML

#20708889
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56596) - you deserved it (3080)

On 06/06/2013 at 1:08am - work - by hesgonnahateme - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday, I Saw A Man On Ma Bike Tat Was Stolen A Few Years Ago!! I Askd Im If I Could Ave Ma Bike Back Just Wondering Wat E'd Say!! He Calmly Replid, "Hell No, I Stole Tis Fair And Square." FML

#20708788
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56214) - you deserved it (6016)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my puppy came into my room, an I cupped his head in my hands an bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

#20707414
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44144) - you deserved it (14214)

On 06/05/2013 at 12:03pm - animals - by SHIT-BREATH (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I Let My Step-father Know Exactly What I Thought Of Him. After A Few Moments Of Awkward Silence, He Leaned Towards Me And Quietly Whispered, ( Well You're Adopted. Your Parents Never Loved You. ) FML

#20707377
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54675) - you deserved it (13571)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." real FML

#20707362
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51167) - you deserved it (4701)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Yesterday I Got The Bill For The Flowers Mah Husband Arrangd To Be Deliverd To Me While He's Out Of Town Next Week. I Also Got The Bill For The Flowers He's Sending To The Floozy He'll Be Seieng Next Week While He's Out Of Town. The Gift Tag For It Was: "I Can't Wait To See You." FML

#20706851
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55718) - you deserved it (3478)

On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

#20705144
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76972) - you deserved it (3657)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile sexting mah grlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30857) - you deserved it (65771)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

yesterday at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me fir staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved looool Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me fir being "a queer." FML

#20703298
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43294) - you deserved it (4991)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:48pm - misc - by moreliketurdmart (man) - United States (Washington)

2DAY I HAD TO PAA IN MAH CAT'S LITTAR BOX..!! JUST TO AVOID WITNASSING MAH MOM HAVING SAX IN THA LIVING ROOM ON MAH WAY TO THA BATHROOM!! FML

#20702750
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72869) - you deserved it (5817)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

#20702720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82425) - you deserved it (3506)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS INVITED TO A PARTY . SINCE I RARELY GET INVITED TO ANY, I WAS SUPER PUMPED . BOTH MY PARENTS WORK LATE, SO I TEXTED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE TO SEE IF I COULD CATCH A RIDE . IT TURNED OUT EVERYONE'S CARS WERE FULL . I ENDED UP MISSING ONE OF THE ONLY PARTIES I'VE EVER BEEN INVITED TO . FML

#20702631
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52406) - you deserved it (6713)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by my_only_friend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, feeling te need to spice tings up in our sex life, I dressed up in ma usband's navy uniform jacket, at, and a pair of eels. Wen e came into te room, e took one look at me and started lauging uncontrollably. FML

#20702628
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55575) - you deserved it (16868)

On 06/03/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I WENT ON MY FIRST EVER ASSISTED SKYDIVE. I FAINTED AFTER WE JUMPED, AND ONLY CAME TO AS WE TOUCHED THE GROUND. FML

#20702129
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45460) - you deserved it (6277) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/02/2013 at 7:14pm - health - by Fuperman - France (Lorraine)

today mah dad watchd his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, an thought it'd be funny to hide in mah closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" mega FML

#20701776
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43160) - you deserved it (7001)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)



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