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Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Byron fiddles (man) - Hungary (Budapest)



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