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Today, I woke up with a headache . My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punchd me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, an she dreamd a bee was attacking her . I'm sure if I'm more concernd that she punchd me, or that it didn't wake me . FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 9:24pm - love - by pizzafaceinc (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I had an interview 4 a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation , he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sent to the hospital fir bieng knockd out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

2day I was in a shoa stora. I pickd up a shoa so I could look at it, but whan I puttd it back on tha shalf, tha whola shalf fall down, making all tha shoas fall to tha ground. Tha paopla bahind tha countar startd clapping. big fat FML

#7090975
81 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 9:45pm - misc - by shoes (woman) - United States

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought steering wheel, the gas pedal, an brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realizd I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
99 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND ASKD ME TO MARRY HIM BY HANDING ME A RING AND TELLING ME, "OKAY WE'RE ENGAGD NOW." I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMINGHEN WE STARTD DATING, I WENT TO HIS HOUSE ONE NIGHT AND AS I WAS LEAVING HE SAID, "OKAY YOUR MAH GIRLFRIEND NOW." FAT FML

#5407615
187 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunche from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
428 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I punched mah wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

#4328474
235 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping 4 me. FML

#3706736
111 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

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326 comments

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On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, mah legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read ( Caution: Icy Conditions ).

#1665462
113 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by qwerty (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
162 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I was home by myself. I was singing ( If I Had A Million Dollars ) really loudly since I figurd no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song , my neighbor shouts , ( If I had a million dollars , I'd give it to u to stop singing ) and slams his balcony door shut. mega FML

#1259883
126 comments

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On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah Good Friendho Just Had A Babby Grl Sent Her Newborn's Pictures To Me Via Picture Message . To Reply, Instead Of Writing "Awwwwww" I Wrote "Ewwwwww" By Mistake . FML

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156 comments

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by nothing (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I WAS SHAVING OFF MY BAARD 4 THA FIRST TIMA IN A VARY LONG TIMA . I DACIDAD TO HAVA A LITTLA FUN WITH IT, AND SHAVAD MY BAARD FIRST INTO A GOATAA, THAN A HANDLA-BAR, THAN, FINALLY, INTO A HITLAR MUSTACHA . MY ALACTRIC RAZOR DIAS . I DON'T HAVA A NORMAL ONA OR AN AXTRA BATTARY . FML

#597085
108 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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