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Today, I woke up with a headache . My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punchd me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, an she dreamd a bee was attacking her . I'm sure if I'm more concernd that she punchd me, or that it didn't wake me . FML
Today , I had an interview 4 a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation , he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
2day I was in a shoa stora. I pickd up a shoa so I could look at it, but whan I puttd it back on tha shalf, tha whola shalf fall down, making all tha shoas fall to tha ground. Tha paopla bahind tha countar startd clapping. big fat FML
Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought steering wheel, the gas pedal, an brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realizd I was sitting in the back seat. FML
TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND ASKD ME TO MARRY HIM BY HANDING ME A RING AND TELLING ME, "OKAY WE'RE ENGAGD NOW." I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMINGHEN WE STARTD DATING, I WENT TO HIS HOUSE ONE NIGHT AND AS I WAS LEAVING HE SAID, "OKAY YOUR MAH GIRLFRIEND NOW." FAT FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping 4 me. FML
Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML
Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, mah legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read ( Caution: Icy Conditions ).
Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML
Today , I was home by myself. I was singing ( If I Had A Million Dollars ) really loudly since I figurd no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song , my neighbor shouts , ( If I had a million dollars , I'd give it to u to stop singing ) and slams his balcony door shut. mega FML
TODAY, I WAS SHAVING OFF MY BAARD 4 THA FIRST TIMA IN A VARY LONG TIMA . I DACIDAD TO HAVA A LITTLA FUN WITH IT, AND SHAVAD MY BAARD FIRST INTO A GOATAA, THAN A HANDLA-BAR, THAN, FINALLY, INTO A HITLAR MUSTACHA . MY ALACTRIC RAZOR DIAS . I DON'T HAVA A NORMAL ONA OR AN AXTRA BATTARY . FML
Friday 27 March 2015