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Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

#9697078
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (2405)

On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)

Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

#9643258
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41292) - you deserved it (7604)

On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML

#9244161
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (6119)

On 03/20/2010 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by drew_ar85 (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

#9205385
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16437) - you deserved it (20789)

On 03/19/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38857) - you deserved it (5983)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (3689)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

#8875865
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37812) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5973) - you deserved it (21013)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (2270)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30555) - you deserved it (2870)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML

#8630482
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16933) - you deserved it (24176)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Lespoon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

#8602827
154 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

#8563536
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (3953)

On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9669) - you deserved it (27652)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

#8433301
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22236) - you deserved it (3718)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)



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