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Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15627) - you deserved it (65832)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25943) - you deserved it (17190)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11418) - you deserved it (33609)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16965) - you deserved it (57172)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74912) - you deserved it (7096)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51250) - you deserved it (8496)

On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17597) - you deserved it (26695)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32979) - you deserved it (7790)

On 01/23/2011 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34347) - you deserved it (2606)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24938) - you deserved it (3105)

On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28576) - you deserved it (7351)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34259) - you deserved it (21306) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24909) - you deserved it (3575)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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