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Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31491) - you deserved it (4750)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15709) - you deserved it (38948)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

#18592801
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28840) - you deserved it (3167)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML

#18590110
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (4493)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28361) - you deserved it (5167)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26652) - you deserved it (3743)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22828) - you deserved it (5483)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21871) - you deserved it (5001)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

#18520794
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12616) - you deserved it (40408)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24484) - you deserved it (7433)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18189) - you deserved it (45748)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

#18482444
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26447) - you deserved it (16724)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51023) - you deserved it (3864)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21413) - you deserved it (29363)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada



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