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sararawr
  • Town/Country : desmoines, Iowa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 July 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sararawr : rlly random and worth meeting! dunt be afraid to talk! :) Rawrr!

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Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57814) - you deserved it (4922)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14591) - you deserved it (70568)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:27am - intimacy - by anon13 (woman) - United States (New York)



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