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Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35662) - you deserved it (5391)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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