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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 284
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About saransh : Its a sick cosmic joke.

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Visits<b>FMBandNerd</b> - the 08/21/2012 at 9:30am

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saransh's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

#20432015
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10177) - you deserved it (34536)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55508) - you deserved it (9870)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

#20067539
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28272) - you deserved it (5860)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by apparently inexperienced (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received a call from my future sister in-law, telling me that she and her future husband had decided to hold their wedding ceremony on my birthday. I was told not to celebrate my birthday, as it would "take away the attention to the true meaning of the day." FML

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

#20047310
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7598) - you deserved it (27268)

On 08/29/2012 at 12:59am - health - by Holly - United States (Colorado)

Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML

#20046039
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22282) - you deserved it (3714)

On 08/28/2012 at 10:16am - love - by tutusaurus - United States (California)



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