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Enjoy's Other People's Misery
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Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a maths test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)
Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 2:22am - animals - by poorhamster - United States (Washington)
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 10:15pm - work - by qhu - United States (Florida)
Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)
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