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Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56764) - you deserved it (4451)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38199) - you deserved it (24898)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version



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