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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1025
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 5:51pm - kids - by Liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 2:40am - animals - by ferrarismyname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going running. It was an especially windy day and things were flying through the wind. Apparently, bodily fluid can also fly through the wind. Turns out, a women was barfing over a bridge and the wind caught it and it flew through the air. Right into my face and body. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by fedlife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said "well I was going to ask you, but they said only to 'ask all of your BEAUTIFUL mommies." FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 4:08pm - kids - by livay315 (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out that driving five miles an hour under the posted speed limit is "suspicious" and cause for a field sobriety test, breathalyzer, having your car searched and being handcuffed on the side of the road. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML


Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML


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On 03/03/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by brows (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road. I slammed on my brakes and got rear-ended. The animal turned out to be a plastic grocery bag. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by himtopia19 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML


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On 01/27/2009 at 3:02pm - work - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML


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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)

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