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by Shame / 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by retyi43 / 03/24/2012 at 1:41am / United States (Louisiana) / Health
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm / United States / Love
by Jess / 12/04/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Courtney / 11/12/2011 at 4:13pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by dolceconfuoco / 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 8:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by pimples / 08/06/2011 at 9:08am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Ella / 07/05/2011 at 7:48am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I went to the Eiffel Tower with my boyfriend. We’d been talking about getting married for a…