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by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/02/2014 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2013 at 12:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by rainastartree / 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
by bastard / 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/30/2013 at 11:09am / United States (Texas) / Health
by #isthisthepoundkey? / 11/01/2013 at 12:49pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 9:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I announced our upcoming divorce. My friends told me how sorry they were and that they're available for whatever I need. His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again. FML
by a / 04/10/2013 at 3:09pm / United States / Love
Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
by kryan012 / 02/20/2013 at 8:54am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by mattrd / 02/13/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Kids
by lobstercola / 11/24/2012 at 11:35am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by RayneSong / 11/20/2012 at 6:25pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML
by Danny / 11/11/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Utah) / Love
by kiwi2323 / 09/25/2012 at 9:48pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…