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Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61070) - you deserved it (5530)

On 07/10/2013 at 10:18am - love - by Paige (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML


I agree, your life sucks (54120) - you deserved it (5672)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML


Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (5751)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by FUCKKKS (man) - United States

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML


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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML


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On 01/18/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by dpap - United States (Iowa)

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44351) - you deserved it (6213)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (2155)

On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML


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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28575) - you deserved it (4934)

On 08/13/2012 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML


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On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44759) - you deserved it (3356)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:02am - love - by WhatTheBleep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML


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On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

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