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sarahlou93
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (20 years)
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Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

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293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34938) - you deserved it (10176)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

#15702411
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39677) - you deserved it (2986)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:02am - love - by WhatTheBleep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
122 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

#13293908
52 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 8:12pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (2966)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

#8067680
122 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - love - by caughttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML

#6367653
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19079) - you deserved it (5577)

On 11/19/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by Sam_Licker81 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

#6217928
96 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 8:27pm - love - by toughlove (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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143 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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132 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see what she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML

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159 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 7:30am - kids - by BlueBaby123 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML

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65 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 2:58am - love - by hellosaila (woman) - United States (California)



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