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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

#20526564
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35200) - you deserved it (6765)

On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

#20466661
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (3272)

On 01/18/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by dpap - United States (Iowa)

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

#20436663
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40864) - you deserved it (5793)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

#20028447
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22944) - you deserved it (1912)

On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML

#20024660
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11387) - you deserved it (152008)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

#20018849
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (4554)

On 08/13/2012 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37060) - you deserved it (10681)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

#15702411
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41453) - you deserved it (3116)

On 04/09/2011 at 12:02am - love - by WhatTheBleep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29819) - you deserved it (3975)

On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

#13293908
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (2833)

On 10/02/2010 at 8:12pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

#12630401
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36297) - you deserved it (3173)

On 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm - love - by Sara246 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

#8870594
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (2255)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:42pm - love - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

#8067680
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8759) - you deserved it (36049)

On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - love - by caughttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML

#6367653
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20473) - you deserved it (5817)

On 11/19/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by Sam_Licker81 (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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