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sarahlou93
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 15
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43380) - you deserved it (4508)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

Today, four days after our fridge-freezer broke down, my husband staggered home with three bags of ham. He drunkenly bought it with most of what little money we have, so now not only is our food budget gone, we also have a metric cunt-load of ham, and nowhere to store it. FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (2647)

On 03/17/2013 at 8:01pm - money - by meetrasan (woman) -

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Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

#20529430
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I agree, your life sucks (26776) - you deserved it (4672)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by FUCKKKS (man) - United States

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

#20436663
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33933) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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