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Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34908) - you deserved it (3061)

On 10/16/2010 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89577) - you deserved it (5867)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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