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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 April 1988 (26 years)
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About sarahkathryn : im sarah
i love music!

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Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59433) - you deserved it (3061)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79357) - you deserved it (24647)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76439) - you deserved it (16795)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)



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