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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27749) - you deserved it (3989)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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