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sarahalyssa

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 March 1991 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1479
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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sarahalyssa's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2010 at 4:19am / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

by Hobbsie / 08/29/2010 at 12:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

by Andre / 07/29/2010 at 6:56am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

by hater / 03/16/2010 at 6:55am / Love

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

by CreepedOut / 03/09/2010 at 1:31am / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx / 03/08/2010 at 10:14am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

by Rach / 02/20/2010 at 8:58am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

by thatssickkk / 02/17/2010 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

by HitbyIce / 02/07/2010 at 2:21am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

by evil / 01/27/2010 at 12:07am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

by oldschool / 01/22/2010 at 9:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

by mapleleafs34 / 01/17/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

by riptoofie / 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Nevada) / Animals

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

by hateskool888581 / 01/11/2010 at 7:28pm / Mexico (Nuevo Leon) / Miscellaneous