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About sarah_baby22 : Love Reading FMLs :)
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, I burned my hand while making breakfast. As I staggered around the kitchen in agony, looking for some burn cream, my cat figured he'd latch onto said hand and drag his claws through the burn. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Friday 28 November 2014