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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 72
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by housewiththinwalls - Sweden

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 5:08am - misc - by pandora (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML


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