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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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sarah_baby22's favorite FMLs

Today, I burned my hand while making breakfast. As I staggered around the kitchen in agony, looking for some burn cream, my cat figured he'd latch onto said hand and drag his claws through the burn. FML

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33699) - you deserved it (2801)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML

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53 comments

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On 10/10/2014 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by housewiththinwalls - Sweden

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

#21275111
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32433) - you deserved it (19121)

On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45062) - you deserved it (4502)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

#19780908
118 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 5:08am - misc - by pandora (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13337) - you deserved it (169635)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22462) - you deserved it (10163)

On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States



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