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About sarah_baby22 : Love Reading FMLs :)
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Friday 19 September 2014