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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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sarah_baby22's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML


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On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I asked my grandpa why he spoils me so much. He told me it's because he truly believes no one else will ever want to. FML


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On 12/22/2014 at 1:40pm - misc - by bxjxj - United States

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML


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On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems, with a guy she met over the summer. FML


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On 12/02/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by Summer Loving Happened So Fast - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I burned my hand while making breakfast. As I staggered around the kitchen in agony, looking for some burn cream, my cat figured he'd latch onto said hand and drag his claws through the burn. FML

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML


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On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by housewiththinwalls - Sweden

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 5:08am - misc - by pandora (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML


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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States

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