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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 453
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23061) - you deserved it (3241)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:40am - intimacy - by :x (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (2092)

On 09/15/2015 at 7:47am - love - by Anon E. Mouse - United States (Maine)

Today, my friends told me that I'm not invited to the next trip because I'm a party pooper for not getting drunk and staying out late during our last vacation. I guess they forgot that I spent each night taking care of their drunk asses and stayed sober to be the designated driver. FML


Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (2668)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by TheAce44 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML


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On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I asked my grandpa why he spoils me so much. He told me it's because he truly believes no one else will ever want to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33573) - you deserved it (3085)

On 12/22/2014 at 1:40pm - misc - by bxjxj - United States

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML


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On 12/13/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems, with a guy she met over the summer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36297) - you deserved it (3148)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:59pm - love - by Summer Loving Happened So Fast - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I burned my hand while making breakfast. As I staggered around the kitchen in agony, looking for some burn cream, my cat figured he'd latch onto said hand and drag his claws through the burn. FML

Today, I saw what my mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup, we're that house. FML


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On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by housewiththinwalls - Sweden

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML


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On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51219) - you deserved it (5786)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 5:08am - misc - by pandora (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

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