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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 April 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6832
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sarah48 : I have 4 obsessions:

1. My teeth
2. Turtles
3. The Beatles
4. The number 4

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Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54520) - you deserved it (7202)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70015) - you deserved it (4733)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received a letter in the mail stating that I had won a trip to Cancun, Mexico. It looked like a scam so I threw it away. I later found out that it was a birthday present from my cousin and the envelope also contained a check for 5 thousand dollars to help cover some expenses. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25806) - you deserved it (66910)

On 07/19/2009 at 6:11am - money - by Unluckyducky (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 4:15am - love - by Phoebe (woman) - Singapore

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53828) - you deserved it (6496)

On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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