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sarah48

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 April 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6992
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sarah48 : I have 4 obsessions:

1. My teeth
2. Turtles
3. The Beatles
4. The number 4

:) Have a nice morning/day/evening

sarah48's page activity

Visits<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:03am<b>maskeddrop</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:33am<b>hare</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 1:27am<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 5:56pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 9:23am<b>oldskoolfun</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 8:31am<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:24am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:29am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:24pm<b>WCARlover</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:06pm<b>gopi</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:34pm<b>saidaswear</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:38am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:53am<b>roflstomp716</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 6:21pm<b>danie978</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:59pm<b>MrGodface</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 12:56am<b>Kjaerlighet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:12pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:14pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 3:23pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 12:54pm<b>FlightofAcidFox</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 1:56am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 10:25pm<b>krazy789</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 5:58am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 12:13am<b>roxxyfoxxy3</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 4:58am<b>savagetitan</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:36am<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:38pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:26am<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 10:27pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 8:34pm<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:55am

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sarah48's favorite FMLs

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2009 at 9:49am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2009 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I received a letter in the mail stating that I had won a trip to Cancun, Mexico. It looked like a scam so I threw it away. I later found out that it was a birthday present from my cousin and the envelope also contained a check for 5 thousand dollars to help cover some expenses. FML

by Unluckyducky / 07/19/2009 at 6:11am / United States (Texas) / Money

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

by Phoebe / 07/18/2009 at 4:15am / Singapore / Love

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

by Anonymous / 07/18/2009 at 12:21am / United States (New Jersey) / Love