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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 72
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40034) - you deserved it (26533) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16467) - you deserved it (38818)

On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37904) - you deserved it (7983)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28253) - you deserved it (3478)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

#13223022
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10245) - you deserved it (25529)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

#13139636
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29617) - you deserved it (4702)

On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML

#13033071
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (7668)

On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40680) - you deserved it (13273)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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