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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML
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On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States
Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my husband won't talk to me because he got mad when I asked him what he thought about 'that lame performance last night'. He doesn't believe that I really was talking about football. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by GonnaBeLonley2night - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
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