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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 October 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2561
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML

#14200955
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6427) - you deserved it (32069)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40200) - you deserved it (9879)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML

Today, I found out I have Raynaud's, a condition where your veins basically shut off all blood flow to your hands and feet if you get cold. Turns out "cold" for me is anything below 70 degrees. Oh, and I live in Ohio. FML

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67070) - you deserved it (10339)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML

#14090215
60 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

#14061487
69 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58056) - you deserved it (10575)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

#14035963
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7880) - you deserved it (25697)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:49pm - work - by oopsididitagain (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

#14035490
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45595) - you deserved it (6344)

On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

#14024003
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31097) - you deserved it (3115)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:20pm - kids - by preggers - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34673) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

#14019347
90 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by brandiboobarry -

Today, I was trying to get to my boyfriend via public transport in Thailand. He was giving the driver instructions through my phone when my phone went flat. I am now alone in the passenger seat of a car, next to a creepy old driver, no idea where he is taking me, and I don't speak a word of Thai. FML

#14006196
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24115) - you deserved it (4779)

On 11/28/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30099) - you deserved it (4043)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)



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