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Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 9:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 4:32am - love - by unattractive (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States
Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML
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On 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Olive14 - United States (North Carolina)
Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
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