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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2668
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About sarabraun8 : Talk shit, get hit ;)

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Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML

#15720918
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17527) - you deserved it (27087)

On 04/10/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by Ouch (woman) - Canada

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

#15720068
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25968) - you deserved it (9786)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Monique - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML

#15700119
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33873) - you deserved it (6173)

On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

#15693395
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11852) - you deserved it (49214)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33472) - you deserved it (45136)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12009) - you deserved it (31150)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

#15129596
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26245) - you deserved it (3493)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (66642)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

#14628920
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (7738)

On 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm - misc - by sunshine19217 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said "That was my daughter." FML

#14622916
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31595) - you deserved it (3375)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I beat her. FML

#14616204
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40859) - you deserved it (3179) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16515) - you deserved it (41676) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

#14590525
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8660) - you deserved it (33305)

On 01/15/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

#14590525
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8660) - you deserved it (33305)

On 01/15/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

#14585714
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29160) - you deserved it (5616)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)



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