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Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the househile I was sleeping. Shockd, I ran outside nakd. FML

#12364417
117 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah grandma bought me a cemetery plot fir mah brthday. If that's not werd enough , it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of mah family will be burid. mega looool FML

#12360935
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30746) - you deserved it (2197)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

Today , mah 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noise in our local video store!! She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her!! FML

#12352177
273 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decidd to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately . How did the movie end? Everybody did . real FML

#12344215
162 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by Shouldaknown (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I Got Home From Work To Fine The Door Locked And Dead Bolted So I Used Cell To Call The Home Phone While Banging On The Door. My Stepmom Cummed Out Of Her Room Looked Right At Me Laughed And Went Back To Bed. This Is The Fifth Time She's Done This. FML

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191 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Tired (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I realized that in French , mah name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if mah dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
231 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discoverd how my ex-grlfriend exactd her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
123 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down an saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, an soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

#12326152
128 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
227 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today I ad to explain to my doctor and parents tat I dislocatd my soulder wile masturbating. FML

#12316575
243 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I was babysitting fir mum's friend. I putted her little boy on knee, an he kept pulling at top. I asked him ( are you hungry? ) He replied ( No, I want to see your titties. ) FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today... my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. mega FML

#12304644
161 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

I told mah boyfriend I was pregnant . He went outside fir a "breather" and never cummd back . FML

#12300042
218 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today , I movad into my naw collaga apartmant for tha naxt yaar . A 45 yaar old guy with a mustacha in short short an no shrt answar tha door . Ha will ba ona of looool my roommatas . FML

#12296527
134 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)



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