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Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

#12657778
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18240) - you deserved it (29290)

On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

#12657778
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18240) - you deserved it (29290)

On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

#12657021
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (3557)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

#12657021
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (3557)

On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

#12655399
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6653) - you deserved it (34008)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

#12641347
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21796) - you deserved it (26476)

On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

#12641347
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21796) - you deserved it (26476)

On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

#12638927
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33377) - you deserved it (5171)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king sized bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

#12638927
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33377) - you deserved it (5171)

On 08/20/2010 at 2:20am - love - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37289) - you deserved it (3199)

On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33500) - you deserved it (4373)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

#12622132
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33500) - you deserved it (4373)

On 08/19/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by ktin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36509) - you deserved it (6277)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

#12617808
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31124) - you deserved it (4848)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)

Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

#12617808
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31124) - you deserved it (4848)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)



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