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Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML
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Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 3:10am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by roachblend (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 2:53am - intimacy - by dom - United States
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 2:53am - intimacy - by dom - United States
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 2:53am - intimacy - by dom - United States
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