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Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

#35910
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30238) - you deserved it (38646)

On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14904) - you deserved it (71057)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35555) - you deserved it (3170)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

#7546
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38264) - you deserved it (2045)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (6551)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27898) - you deserved it (2969)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28190) - you deserved it (2242)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6502) - you deserved it (74058)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40501) - you deserved it (5830)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version



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