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Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML

#35910
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (34764)

On 02/13/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Kulcha (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13053) - you deserved it (64385)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (2824)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

#7546
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33775) - you deserved it (1741)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:54am - misc - by Dr. Jack (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23797) - you deserved it (5874)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23640) - you deserved it (2584)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23737) - you deserved it (1856)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

#966
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5170) - you deserved it (64006)

On 01/11/2009 at 10:50am - love - by Wreet - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36149) - you deserved it (5290)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version



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