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Today, I was in the shower and I heard mah boyfriend walk in. I struck looool mah sexiest pose and when he cummed in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like mah mother." Thanks. FML

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On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the shower and I heard mah boyfriend walk in. I struck looool mah sexiest pose and when he cummed in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like mah mother." Thanks. FML

#12130176
115 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

I got a surprise call from LA Fitnes saying I've been signd up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML

#12123688
106 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 1:09pm - health - by Andiii (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I had been sick all day , so to cheer me up mah dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back , we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today I was wereing mah yoga pants 4 mah boyfriend. He's infatuatd with them. He claim they make mah ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe an it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him an his father at dinner. FML

#12110057
174 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
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On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY,HEN I TOOK A NAP ON THE COUCH, A SPIDER CRAWLED INTO MAH MOUTH. HOW DO I KNOW? MY BOYFRIEND FILMED IT AN LAUGHED. FML

#12087035
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On 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm - animals - by Whateversz (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I trid drinking "Smart Water" 4 the frst time. I couldn't figure out how to looool open the bottle. FML

#12077733
147 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle looool of hot sauce that was in front of it fell an broke. Not only did the glass cut mah feet up... but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

#12071239
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On 07/23/2010 at 8:06pm - health - by fiery (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE MALL. WHILE SHOPPING IN A STORE, A WOMAN BUMPED INTO ME NUMEROUS TIMES. GETTING ANNOYED, I TURNED TO HER AND LOUDLY EXCLAIMED, "ARE U BLIND?!" TURNS OUT SHE WAS. FML

#12070882
113 comments

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On 07/23/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Not So Smart (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is mah guinea pig. FML

#12069298
184 comments

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On 07/23/2010 at 6:15pm - misc - by bored2death - United States

Today , whila taking picturas by tha pool , mah friand wantad to usa mah camara . I told har to puttad tha wrist strap on looool so it wouldn't fall into tha pool . Sha droppad tha camara whila trying to puttad tha strap on . FML

#12057570
125 comments

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On 07/23/2010 at 1:58am - misc - by Me. - United States (Texas)

Today, I lied to a group of 8 year olds about having a boyfriend . FML

#12049549
85 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by jennavankirk - United States

Today, I puttd on soma skimpy sort and bant looool down to gat somating on ta bottom salf of ta fridga to gat my boyfriand's attantion. On my way up, I slammd my aad on ta adga of ta fridga. FML

#12044097
144 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Nic (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today I lifted up my blinds only fir them to detach from the wall hit me on the head knock a pile of paper over spill a can of Pepsi leave plaster all over the floor an a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

#12043060
152 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 11:10am - misc - by Elliot (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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