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Today I was wereing mah yoga pants 4 mah boyfriend. He's infatuatd with them. He claim they make mah ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe an it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him an his father at dinner. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today... I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle looool of hot sauce that was in front of it fell an broke. Not only did the glass cut mah feet up... but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML
Today , whila taking picturas by tha pool , mah friand wantad to usa mah camara . I told har to puttad tha wrist strap on looool so it wouldn't fall into tha pool . Sha droppad tha camara whila trying to puttad tha strap on . FML
Today I lifted up my blinds only fir them to detach from the wall hit me on the head knock a pile of paper over spill a can of Pepsi leave plaster all over the floor an a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Friday 27 March 2015