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Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 8:07am - animals - by scratchpost (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I check my facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption: "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 8:32am - misc - by tanya - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 10:48am - health - by catattack78 (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 7:27am - work - by ktwithaq (woman) - United States (Florida)
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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)
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